Nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

It used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

"Fuck. God damn it. Not again. Shit."

are you and frenums friends bc ur both doin the blow up the sun thing


Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone



when my mum scolds me




"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"



what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

Just the thought of kissing your lips after waiting for so long makes my knees weak and my heart shiver.
i’m so unbelievably in love with you (via awkwarddly)


There’s no one who can live their whole life being completely uncorrupted. [x]



the comeback is better than the joke itself